Title: Why Sam Shouldn't Be Allowed To Watch Movies Unless They Are Dean Approved.
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Gen and G.

Dean knows better than to let Sam watch movies that don't have stuff blowing up in them. The first couple of times they went to one of those 'independent films', Sam had talked about it for days afterward - but not in the cute, gushing way where he'd be all, "Wasn't how that guy's head exploded cool?!" but in that annoying, philosophical way, where he'd go, "I wonder what they were they were trying to say about modern society, if they were commenting on the influence of media on politics-" and blah blah blah.

It's not his fault if Sam goes out on one of those rare occasions that Dean and Dad are both working at the same time, and sees 'The Truman Show'. It's not his fault, but he definitely has to deal with it. 

Because all of a sudden Sam is walking around, looking for cameras everywhere, suspicious. "What if everything we've ever lived through and experienced is just some television show? All the poltergeists, all the monsters, they're just special effects? Don't you think that makes more sense than all of it actually being real?"

"Dude," Dean pushes him playfully, but a little hard since he's getting tired of listening to Sam going on and on. "You're totally kidding yourself if you think anyone would tune in to watch you twenty-four seven. If it were me, well, then it'd be understandable..."

Sam laughs then and tackles him and they play-wrestle for a while. After Dean gets him in a hold and he taps out, Sam collapses onto his back in exhaustion, gasps, and says, "I wonder what they'd call it?"

"Call what?" Dean pants back.

"You know, the show of our life."

"You are so weird."

"I think 'Supernatural' sounds good."

"No way. That sounds totally lame." Dean shakes his head. "Thought I raised you better than that."

Sam shoves him, and says that he should come up with a better name if that one is so lame; but Dean just shoves Sam back and tells him that they've got to start with weapons practice soon, and the whole strange conversation is over. Though, secretly, Dean thinks 'The Dean Show' would be a pretty cool thing to see on air.